Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Jodi's Surprise: A Double Penetration Erotica

Note: This is a rough draft. I will probably revisit this at a later date and edit/revise. I do hope you enjoy it. Constructive criticism is completely welcome.


Jodi knelt, naked and blindfolded on the hotel bed, as her husband had instructed. She sat up straight and held her hands behind her back. Intently listening for any noise indicating that someone else was in the room. She had been in this position for about thirty minutes and was beginning to grow stiff when the door opened, feet shuffled into the room, and the door clicked closed. It sounded like two people had entered the room, but Troy, her husband, knew that she was not open to a third partner` and Keith, her boyfriend, was out of town. Nonetheless, she trusted Troy to stay within her limits and was excited for whatever he had planned.

Jodi tensed when she heard the feet shuffle into the bedroom portion of the hotel suite, she suddenly felt as if she was on display for strangers and her entire body flushed with embarrassment. She relaxed when Troy said, “God! You look lovely.” She felt his knuckles brush against her cheek and leaned into his hand. With his other hand, he cupped her breast and placed a kiss on her forehead. “I hope you’re ready for my surprise.” He whispered in her ear, breath hot on her neck, sending goose bumps racing down her spine. His hand left her face and breast, leaving her with a cold lonely feeling. For a moment there was whispering in the far corner of the room and after a moment Troy instructed her to take off the blindfold.

Monday, January 16, 2017

The New Favorite Addition To My Toybox: We-Vibe Sync


I want to take a moment to thank We-Vibe for the opportunity to work with them and for providing the We-Vibe Sync for free in exchange for my honest and unbiased review. I have been putting off writing this because I don't feel like I have fully tested this toy. I've had it for almost a month now and every time I use it I find something new about it. 

The day the toy got here I was very excited to the point that I think I even squealed. I quickly unboxed it and showed it to PolyHubby and our roommates. I made everyone clip it over their hands and feel the vibrations. I explained to the roommates that you have to clip it onto your hand in order to get the full experience because the toy has two motors. PolyHubby and I explored the various vibrations, patterns, and other options in a non-sexual, completely clothed way until the toy died. 

Since the toy had died, and we could no longer play with it, we put it on the charger and left to run some errands. Of course, the entire time we were out, all I could think about was the Sync. My new toy, sitting at home, waiting for me to come play with it, I spend the entire time running errands horny. Two hours later we came home, unplugged the toy from its charger, cleaned it up, and headed straight to the bedroom. With the roommates no longer fawning over the toy and a closed door between us and the rest of the world, we pondered over how we should use the toy first. Our first time with the Sync was rushed and we didn't get to fully explore all that it has to offer.

Friday, January 13, 2017

My Adventures in Everyday Orgasms - Week One (Plus My Very First Giveaway!!)

Be sure to stick around until the end of the post to participate in my very first giveaway! 

Friday - January 6, 2017

Last year I decided that this year I would cum once a day in hopes of not being so cranky, pent up, and anxious all the time. I shared my plans with the community at EdenFantasys, and they were very supportive in my decision.

Unfortunately, I started this year off with an infection. Usually, if I have an ailment, I try not to do anything to irritate it. I've been on medication for about a week, and I was starting to feel anxious. When I usually feel anxious, angry, or any other emotion, I take a shower.

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Pastease For All Your Tease-y Needs


Pastease sells a wide variety of cute, sexy, and nerdy pasties. I chose three designs that I thought I would like: Batman, mermaid shells, and flowers. All of their pasties are handmade and have been since 2002! They are made of latex-free, medical grade, waterproof, replaceable adhesive. More on that later. Most of their designs, including the three I got, are made with felt. Felt is soft, durable, and waterproof, making it the perfect material to pair with their adhesive.

What is it?

Pasties are used in the burlesque scene but don't be afraid to add them to your bedroom or wear them under your clothes when you go bra-less to hide your nipple outline. Pastease pasties are made to cover the nipples and add a bit of flare to your costume or lingerie. You apply them to clean skin, it is okay if the area is wet as the adhesive is waterproof. Just make sure there isn't any oil or lotion on your skin as this could cause the material the pastie is made of to deteriorate.

Monday, January 9, 2017

Link Roundup: My Favorite Posts From December 2016

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This is my second installment of link roundups of my favorite posts. I'm still trying to find a title that I like and won't mind typing up once a month, if you have any suggestions, please leave them below in a comment. This month I have put together a list of 10 blog posts from around the web that I greatly enjoyed. They range from reviews to poems to regular blog posts! If you enjoy the post, let the author know by leaving a comment on their page. 

1. Tantus Rumble Dorado Head Review by Wetlandia
In this blog post, Wetlandia discusses the pros and cons of Tantus' new wand, Rumble, and attachment, Dorado Head. Wetlandia discusses how the wand is perfect for all body types and genders. They also describe how the head is versatile enough to be used on various body parts. The review includes beautiful pictures and links to where you can purchase your very own Tantus Rumble and Dorado Head.

Friday, January 6, 2017

5 Blogging and Personal Goals for January

I realize a post like this is a little late into the month but better late than never, and at least it's still in the early days of January. It started with a quick search for "how to build your readership," and four days later I'm still reading other blogs on how to manage, build, and take my blog seriously. I've come across a couple of bloggers who share their blogging goals for the months.

Personally, I prefer monthly goals over yearly resolutions. Also, I have started keeping track of personal goals and figure you guys might like to read those as well! I don't like yearly resolutions because they are usually vague, have no planning behind them, and are quickly forgotten. Whereas monthly goals require a bit more thought, planning, and if kept track of, they won't be forgotten so easily. Furthermore, I consider my personal monthly goals to be more of guidelines for developing positive habits. Being the first month of the new year, and being my first time setting blogging goals, I'm sticking to 5 per topic.

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

EdenFantasys: Sex Positive, Friendly Community For Everyone

EdenFantasysIf you have read my previous posts on EdenFantasys, then you know that I have been a loyal member since 2012. One of my favorite features on EF is their community. I started posting in the community when I was a huge newb to the sex toy world. I asked questions that I could have easily googled the answer to. Most of my questions, though, focused on topics that saved me from wasting money. I believe one of my first questions was about the cheaper toys that EF used to offer, and I was told about the risks associated with those toys. Thankfully, EF no longer carries those toys, but still has tons of fantastic, well-educated members who are happy to help newcomers.

Friday, December 30, 2016

Spice up Your Love Life with "Sex Fortunes" & "Glow-in-the-Dark SEX!"

When I think sexy board or card games I usually go straight to strip poker or that cheap glow in the dark dice that you buy at the checkout counter of sex shops. I was looking for other fun ways to spice things up in the bedroom or humorous adult games to play at our game nights and came across Kheper Games. Completely intrigued by their selection of adult games centered around everything from bridal parties to weed, I reached out to them and they offered their new games, Glow-in-the-Dark SEX! and Sex Fortunes, in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Thus far, the company has been lovely to work with and very easy to get in contact with.

The games came in a nondescript box and the company's name is discreet enough that your mailman or delivery guy isn't going to wonder what's in the box. Let's be honest, though, that's their job, your delivery box could say it's from huge giant dongs dot com and they wouldn't notice or care! Back to the games. I'm used to Hasbro games and Maverick cards - read: cheaply made. Even the boxes that the games come in from Kheper Games are durable, thick, and impressive. Both of the games I received came with detailed instructions in English, Spanish, French, and Dutch.

Friday, December 9, 2016

How Platonic Love is Beneficial for Polyamory

When I talk to a potential date the question "how many" comes up a good bit. It's totally understandable, especially considering that most of my dates are monogamous or have only been in monogamous relationships thus far. When I add up my total of partners there is, of course, my husband (1), my best friend (2), and a second significant other (3), them - maybe. My husband is a constant in my dating life, period. He is always included in the count of my other romantic relationships, and it is expected that he be included in my count. What catches my potential 3rd partner is that I include my best friend in my count.

Friday, December 2, 2016

C. Poly Roundup: My Favorite Posts From November

I have seen many bloggers do roundup posts and figured why not make my own? This series will include my favorite posts from my favorite bloggers from the month before. I will probably go through my blog roll and just share the one's that I found the most helpful of interesting for the first couple of months. If you are a blogger and want to submit 2-3 pieces a month you can use my contact page to do so. I usually find my posts via twitter and blogs that I have subscribed to.

AfterrDarkk wrote a great piece on kegels and kegel exercisers. Kegels are a type of exercise that claim to be a great benefit for your sex life, pelvic floor health, and more. If done wrong, though, kegels can be harmful and cause more damage than good. For more information on this, read AfterrDarkk's titled The Truth About Kegels Nobody Wants to Hear.